World’s Largest Candy Store Coming to a City Not Very Near You!!!

Hello and Dubai , MFers! Seriously: Dubai. I don’t know why more rappers aren’t rapping about Dubai, because the tiny Arab emirate on the Gulf of Persia is the most trappinest emirate of all time and I think I said that correctly! Dubai has the GDP of ten Lil Waynes (AT LEAST), not to mention it is at best nominally respectful of women! Ballllin’! Anyway, Dubai already has the world’s tallest building, as well as a set of man-made islands that look like all the countries in the world, not to mention the world’s largest hole for dumping nearly-depleted oil money and unsustainable real estate revenues into.

And now, Dubai has the world’s largest something else. Candy store! The venture, called Candylicious, “looks to tap demand from the Gulf Arab region’s hunger for candy.”

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