The details are shocking and hard to believe, but a woman -- who was believed to weigh around 300 lbs. at the time -- sat on her 120 lb. boyfriend, Mikal Middleton-Bey and killed him. It happened during an altercation between the couple, who share three children together. According to her defender, there was a long history of domestic abuse between his client and her late boyfriend. He also pointed out she has no prior criminal record. She did told the judge she was sorry for squashing the father of her children. "I just want to say that I am sincerely sorry about this situation... I wish I could take it back." The judge sentenced her to three years' probation and 100 hours community service and she was immediately released from jail. While Middleton-Bey's family hoped Landingham would eventually be able to take part in her children's lives, they were surprised that she got no additional jail time.
Mia Landingham: the 300 lb woman who killed her boyfriend by sitting on him!!!
CATEGORIES funny pic, tv recap | author: NewspitterAwesome Rant of the Day: Used Car Shop Owner Pissed His Ex-Wife Didn't Pay More to Have Him Killed!!!
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George Cascone, a used car shop owner in Kansas City, was recently a target of an alleged murder-for-hire attempt by his ex-wife. She wanted him wacked so she could collect a life insurance policy. How cliche. According to KSHB in Kansas City, the hitman she hired to kill her ex ratted her out to the FBI. The local NBC news affiliate caught up with Cascone outside his shop where he launches into a crazy, hilarious, and all around awesome rant about his ex-wfe, calling her "psychotic, crazy, diabolical and evil,” and stating, "Tiger Woods ain’t got nothing on me. She’s smashed up several of my cars.” Other highlights include this gem:
"The part that insulted me the most is the fact that she was going to pay the hit man so little money,” he said. “She should've taken someone from out of town like Chicago or New York. And she should've paid at least $10,000. Two grand is not enough to get that work done. In a sense, you get what you pay for.”
Man flies to London hidden beneath airplane!!!
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A 20-year-old Romanian man is lucky to be alive after he was discovered hidden inside the rear wheel compartment of a jet arriving this week in London. The stowaway, who was apparently looking for work, braved low oxygen and outside air temperatures during the flight as low as 40 below zero. Upon his discovery at London's Heathrow Airport, he was covered in bruises and showing signs of hypothermia, but thankfully still alive.
How exactly did a man manage to sneak inside a plane? And how did he make it through the experience? It turns out through a remarkable mix of luck, daring and stupidity. The man apparently climbed under a fence at Vienna's Schwechat airport, hiding himself beneath a private jet that had been parked there since last week. He also lucked out with the flight plan - the plane had to fly at a lower-than-normal altitude to avoid bad weather, allowing the man to survive what would normally be a fatal combination of cold and lack of air.
UK authorities were surprised by the man's unexpected arrival, though they declined to press charges. As Romania is part of the European Union, the "passenger" was technically allowed to visit on holiday. He was cautioned and freed with no further action. Frankly, this traveler is lucky to have survived the ordeal, let alone gotten off without legal action.
Next time you're ready to complain about that horrible experience on your last flight, you might want to think again. Somebody out there has definitely had it much worse.
Superman Impersonator Jailed in the Slammer for being the Fake Superman???
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It's not a super time to dress like a superhero in Hollywood.
Just ask Christopher Dennis, who is most famous as the guy who dresses like Superman outside of Grauman's Chinese Theatre.
On July 8, he and a colleague dressed as Batman were arrested near the famous theater while he was passing out flyers for a memorabilia shop.
Dennis, who has been dressing as the Man of Steel since 1991, said he was not competing with any shops and was simply doing the job he was hired for.
"There were some tourists who asked for photos, and it would be rude to say no, so I posed and continued to walk," Dennis said.
Dennis estimated he posed for 30 to 40 photographs right before being arrested. "I would pose for one, and another would come up," he said. "I made no mention of tips, but people were tipping anyway."
At approximately 3:25 p.m. PT, Dennis said, a police car drove up, and one of the officers ordered them to put the flyers on the car.
"Then they handcuffed us and took us to jail," Dennis said. "They charged me with loitering, but tell me this: If I'm loitering, aren't all the other tourists?"
Dennis and the man dressed as Batman were handcuffed and taken down to the station and thrown in jail.
"They made us take off our costumes and gave us blue scrubs and flip-flops to wear," he said. "Then they handcuffed us to the bench and shipped our outfits downtown."
Adding insult to injury, Dennis said, was the request of one officer when he first arrived at the station.
"He wanted to take a picture with me!" Dennis exclaimed. "I didn't think that was appropriate under the circumstances, so I told him no. Not only that, but a couple of other officers asked the one who arrested me, 'How can you arrest these guys?'"
Even stranger than being arrested while dressed as America's top comic book crime fighter was what he learned while posing for his mugshot.
"The officer taking my picture and my fingerprints divulged info about the other costumed characters being arrested, like which ones were carrying speed. Can they do that? There's no confidentiality?" Dennis asked.
Dennis was eventually freed after posting $200 bail, but said the arrest came at a bad time.
"That money was set aside for food," he said. "As it is, I'm going to have trouble making rent because my livelihood is being threatened."
The arrest of Superman and Batman comes six weeks after the Los Angeles Police Department started cracking down on the many costumed characters who gather on Hollywood Boulevard and pose for pictures in exchange for tips.
Police claimed many of the caped crusaders were reportedly demanding tips rudely, even to the point of chasing people down the street and otherwise blocking pedestrian traffic near a heavily touristed area.
The initial crackdown started after the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce requested increased police intervention, partly because of problems and complaints from tourists, businesses and residents.
Some of the alleged incidents include Chewbacca headbutting a tour guide for complaining about his rude behavior, Spider-Man punching Charlie Chaplin in the face and a man dressed as Kiss bassist Gene Simmons getting a little nasty with his long tongue.
Dennis admitted there are a few bad apples who do strong-arm tourists, but he said he's been nothing but aboveboard in the 19 years he's dressed up as Superman.
He thinks his arrest is ironic since he's been trying to create a code for costumed characters to follow, as well as a union. This union would require aspiring characters to take classes on dealing with tourists. "Sometimes people say something, and I've seen some characters just snap. When that happens, I tell the characters to just say, 'Have a nice day!'"
But Dennis is putting his dream aside temporarily as he deals with his legal woes. His case is set for July 29, and he hopes to get a lawyer from the American Civil Liberties Union to argue his case.
"I have every right to be out [on the street]," Dennis said. "Don't we have freedom of expression here in America? I may dress up as Superman, but, in reality, I'm more like Clark Kent. I'm not demanding. I don't care if I get money."
What Dennis said he does care about, besides his right to express himself in a red and blue costume with a flowing cape, is protecting the honor of the character he has chosen to represent.
"When I was arrested, there was a huge crowd of people -- including kids," he said. "They didn't call me to the side. I was arrested in front of everyone -- hundreds of tourists were taking photos."
Dennis' arrest is casting a pall on members of Hollywood's superhero community.
Joe McQueen, who until recently dressed up as the Hulk, said he is giving up the heroic lifestyle.
"I don't need the hassle," he said. "I've moved on. I don't have time to fight the police. We've actually tried to help them by breaking up fights. If this is because of strong-arm soliciting, I get it. But now you're arresting people who've starred in a movie. Get rid of the bad ones, but don't just start bullying people making an honest living."
Woman jailed for sending text threats to herself!!!
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An Orange County woman was sentenced to a year in jail for sending hundreds of threatening text messages — to herself. Prosecutors said Jeanne Mundango Manunga told police her former boyfriend and his sister-in-law were behind the threats. Manunga was sentenced Friday in Santa Ana Superior Court. She was convicted in May of three felony counts of false imprisonment by fraud or deceit and two misdemeanor counts of making a false police report.Prosecutors said Manunga started sending the threatening messages after she and her former boyfriend stopped dating in 2008. Manunga also was placed on three years probation and ordered to pay about $50,000 in restitution.
This Brazillian Kid Will Put Your Attempt to Dancing in Shame (Video)!!!
CATEGORIES funny pic | author: NewspitterPerez Hilton In Hot Water After Posting Child Porn Pic Of Miley Cyrus Not Wearing Panties [Censored Pic Inside]!!
CATEGORIES funny pic | author: NewspitterHilton posted the pic along with a warning "If you are easily offended, do NOT click here. Oh, Miley! Warning: truly not for the easily offended!"
Hilton, who has made a career out of putting celebrities on blast and getting into confrontations with the likes of Lily Allen , Will.I.Am., Carrie Prejean and others is finding himself on the wrong side of trouble this time..
Cyrus is seen in the picture exiting a vehicle in a white dress. In it she doesn't appear to be wearing panties.
The Twitter nation was not happy at all with Hilton, voicing their anger via tweets:
@PerezHilton posted a picture of Miley Cyrus’s VAGINA?! GOD I hope he gets arrested for posting child pornography. PLEASE.
@perezhilton tht is basically distr kiddie porn!!! She’s UNDERAGE!! Hope the wrong person didn’t see it... Pray, baby pray.
@PerezHilton You are the lowest of the low posting child pornography. Knew you were scum but this is a whole other level, you know no limit.
@PerezHilton may be investigated under child porn laws after posting an nude image of teenage singer Miley Cyrus!
@PerezHilton finally you get caught for talking shiz. Pstng a 17 yr olds whooha on Twitter? I'm sure miley will be suing your butt very soon.
Hilton eventually took the link down, but the damage had already been done.
Ikea is too Hot for Texas TV (Video)!!!
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Some Texans aren’t huge fans of the number 69. Ikea on the other hand doesn’t mind a little 69 in the bedroom. See the video too hot for some Texas television stations.
I never thought that an Ikea commercial would join the ranks of too hot for TV advertisements, but apparently I was wrong. Several stations in Houston have banned Ikea’s latest commercial because they find it too sexually suggestive. The ad prominently features the number 69 (with the 6 and 9 separated by a small dot), while several several locations such as in the office and in the bedroom scroll right underneath it. The ad is publicizing the reopening of an Ikea location on June 9th, but I guess quite a few people have their heads permanently fixed in the gutter and thought it was a reference to the sexual position 69. Come on guys, I’m sure the ad folks at Ikea had ABSOLUTELY no idea how funny it would be to have the number 69 on the screen with the word bedroom flashing under it. Is the commercial really that naughty? Probably not. Now if someone was demonstrating June 9th, that might be a slightly different story. But here’s the video, so you can judge for yourselves just how freaky Ikea is.
SMH:25 Hilariously Inaccurate Knock-Off Toys!!
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It's better than Malignant Girl. Space of the Apes Specialman Silverbat 
Nightmare Feddy has a really bad case of astigmatism. Pocket Monica: Jump Jupm Chess Laser Sword Titanic-Bot would have saved so many lives. Phone Kitty Super Change Da He: A Snowstorm Can Be Exciting Pet's Little Intelligent Spirit. To Children: Please Go To Collect! the Little SMART SPIRIT!
Zone Power Of Spinning Super Robot: Transformable Tomas 
Funnt Toys Pirate Cutlass: Pirates of the High Seas Speed Racing: Handsome Appearance Prist Blandness Girl Tickle Elmo -- He Is HOT Too !!! Irony...?
Zone Power Of Spinning
Do Not Rob Someone In This Neighborhood: Purse Thiefs Get Stomped By Entire Village [Video]!!
CATEGORIES funny pic, starting of with a smile | author: NewspitterLOL These thief's rip a purse from a chicks shoulder and then try to get away on a motorcycle but little did they know she was friends with the entire village.
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CATEGORIES funny pic | author: NewspitterChinese Fake Brands!!
CATEGORIES funny pic | author: NewspitterWith so much brand equity invested into leading global brands, it should come as no surprise that there are Chinese comanies who create fake brands. These fake brands look very similar to their original inspirations, but often feature a letter or two which may be mis-spelled.
“In the presence of this identity search, the fake brands are at their highest point in China. That’s why foreign companies have filed complaints for trademark violation. The Chinese capitalist “explosion” together with its cheap working industrial strength, increases the phenomenon. To avoid these charges, the Chinese “clandestine” industry makes small transformations of the isotypes”.
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