Awesome Rant of the Day: Used Car Shop Owner Pissed His Ex-Wife Didn't Pay More to Have Him Killed!!!

George Cascone, a used car shop owner in Kansas City, was recently a target of an alleged murder-for-hire attempt by his ex-wife. She wanted him wacked so she could collect a life insurance policy. How cliche. According to KSHB in Kansas City, the hitman she hired to kill her ex ratted her out to the FBI. The local NBC news affiliate caught up with Cascone outside his shop where he launches into a crazy, hilarious, and all around awesome rant about his ex-wfe, calling her "psychotic, crazy, diabolical and evil,” and stating, "Tiger Woods ain’t got nothing on me. She’s smashed up several of my cars.” Other highlights include this gem:

"The part that insulted me the most is the fact that she was going to pay the hit man so little money,” he said. “She should've taken someone from out of town like Chicago or New York. And she should've paid at least $10,000. Two grand is not enough to get that work done. In a sense, you get what you pay for.”

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