Anyway, the video. It… is beyond ludicrous. It makes Transformers 2 look like a nature documentary. They drive through LA in a limo while the EVERYTHING COLLAPSES and all of a sudden they’re DRIVING THROUGH A SMASHING BUILDING! And then suddenly, they’re IN AN AIRPLANE FOR SOME REASON!! Why are they flying so low to the ground?? SO THEY CAN SEE THE SMASHING!! And then, and then… JESUS’S ARMS FALL OFF HIS BODY IN BRAZIL! Why would just his arms fall off? BECAUSE ASTEROIDS AND MONEY! God, this looks amazing. I guarantee you right now, Roland Emmerich is watching tsunami footage and wearing a ball gag while his mistress stomps on his nuts and makes explosion sounds.
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CATEGORIES tv recap |Anyway, the video. It… is beyond ludicrous. It makes Transformers 2 look like a nature documentary. They drive through LA in a limo while the EVERYTHING COLLAPSES and all of a sudden they’re DRIVING THROUGH A SMASHING BUILDING! And then suddenly, they’re IN AN AIRPLANE FOR SOME REASON!! Why are they flying so low to the ground?? SO THEY CAN SEE THE SMASHING!! And then, and then… JESUS’S ARMS FALL OFF HIS BODY IN BRAZIL! Why would just his arms fall off? BECAUSE ASTEROIDS AND MONEY! God, this looks amazing. I guarantee you right now, Roland Emmerich is watching tsunami footage and wearing a ball gag while his mistress stomps on his nuts and makes explosion sounds.
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