Chilean Miners Score iPods, $10,000, Trips To Soccer Matches!!!

Man, I really think it’s time for me to get trapped in a mine. I mean, I could put a new iPod and $10k to good use. Find out more about all the awesome stuff the 33 Chilean miners are being given after the jump.

Their ordeal was unfathomable and nothing can make up for the time that was lost in that mine, but for the 33 Chilean miners two months in the ground was probably the greatest thing that could have happened to them or their bank accounts. In addition to the flurry of movie and television roles that are rolling in, the miners also received $10,000 from a local singer, new iPods from the always generous Steve Jobs, an offer to tour the Greek islands and the opportunity to watch Real Madrid and Manchester United play in Europe.

And you know there’s more where that came from. Pretty much anything these miners ask for, someone would be willing to make it happen. So strike while the iron is hot guys and try to score as much swag as you can before your 15 minutes is up.

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