Topless March rails in a few Boob Haters!!!n

Across the country yesterday, there were a whole lot of naked breasts jiggling around. Sad you missed it? Yup, we figured you’d be.

Go Topless held its annual rallies across the nation to protest the double standard between men and women going topless. Sounds like a worthy cause to us! Depending on what state the ladies lived in determined whether or not they could go completely naked up top for the protest. Luckily for New York spectators, they could. But not everyone happily embraced some Mid-Town nudity. Some called the entire thing a “lewd spectacle.” Damn those people with wholesome family values!

Nadine Gary, the LA march organizer, said:

“Some states, like New York, are supposedly ‘top-free,’ but in 2005 Phoenix Feeley was arrested for going topless. She later won $29,000 for wrongful arrest. If we are not allowed, men must be forced to hide their chests on the basis of gender equality.”

Eh, valid argument, but I think there are two prominent masses of awesome that tend to get in the way there.

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