Dude Claims That Punching and Kicking And Choking His Wife Was Just Part Of His Dance!!!

A Turkish man living in New Zealand said allegations he beat his wife were the result of police misunderstanding a traditional dance. Allaetin Can said outside the court building Thursday in the North Island town of Hawera he, his wife and his two teenage children had been dancing the kolbasti, a Turkish dance originating in the 1930s, in the parking lot outside of their kebab shop to celebrate a profitable day, Britain’s The Daily Telegraph reported Friday. Can said the reported hitting, kicking and strangling a witness reported him perpetrating on his wife, Elmas, were simulated moves that comprise part of the dance. “We are always dancing,” said Can, who pleaded not guilty to an assault charge. The judge ordered police to view a DVD of the kolbasti being performed and then decide whether to push forward with the charge.

This has gotta be the guy right? I mean when I first saw this video I had to pause for a minute to figure out if it was assault or just showmanship. I mean you see some of the things that goes on on the dancefloor? Jamaicans dagger that issh out of broads at their parties and theres that other one where the chick smashes your face right into her buttcheeks. Those moves are all borderline assault too. So I,for one, was all set to give Allaetin Can the benefit of the doubt.

Until I watched a youtube of the kolbasti dance.



Looks like a bunch of dudes doing cotton eye joe. Like the Indian equivalent of a Neptunes Douche Circle. Doesn’t exactly leave much wiggle room for the “Strangling her was just part of the dance routine” excuse. But frankly I’m a little surprised this is even coming up. I thought Turkish dudes were allowed to beat their wives or some of that sort.

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