Stinky marriage? Better Marriage Blanket absorbs farts!!

Are you in a stinkin' marriage?

Here is a new product called the Better Marriage Blanket that can refresh your marriage.

How does it work?

There is a silent but deadly culprit that taxes the best of marriages: flatulence.

The blanket's ad, already a viral hit on the Internet, claims that it has the ability to absorb flatulence, reports FirstCoastNews.com.

Its website states that it contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.

FloriDUH Headquarters suggestion: Couple it with another new product — the anti-snore SONA pillow — and turn your bed into a haven of sheer maritial bliss.

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