Man Arrested After Watching Porn In His Car!!!

This will teach people to keep their porn stash at home. A 37-year-old man was arrested this weekend after police caught him watching porn on the Southern State Parkway in New York. Apparently New York State Trooper Michael Mangano was cruising around on patrol when he spotted Gerald L. Williams in the backseat of a 2002 GMC Yukon XL watching an adult flick. Gerald was ultimately arrested for public display of offensive sexual material and has been ordered appear in Suffolk County First District Court.

Now is it me, or does this sound completely ridiculous? Public displays of offensive sexual material are like horny couples deciding to bang in a store front or someone broadcasting porn on a JumboTron. It doesn’t seem right that Dudley Do-Right can arrest this guy for just taking care of his sexual needs in the backseat. But just a word to the wise, if you feel the need to check out some porn, you might want to pull it up on your iPhone or keep it more on the down low because the po po could be searching to put an end to your adult viewing pleasure.

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