What an Idiot?!? Man Tries to Charge Crack On Credit Card!!!

I guess he never got the memo that pushers usually don’t take plastic. Michigan police say that a man stole a 2003 Chevy Malibu and then reported it stolen himself. When police went to question the man he blurted out that he was robbed at gunpoint while trying to pay for some crack with a credit card. No, you definitely read that correctly. This dumba$$ tattled on himself. He is now being held at the Genesee County Jail.

Now several questions pop up with this fun little encounter with the police. What would possess you to call police about a car you stole? And more importantly, why would you tell them about your failed attempt to score some cocaine? And most importantly, why would you ever try to swipe your card to get some crack? Do you think your neighborhood dealer is carrying around a card reader alongside his stash? Please carry cash next time, Mr. pusher man will appreciate it.

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