Tiger Wood’s Mistresses Decorate Balls…Golf Balls That Is!!!

There are so many inappropriate jokes that could be made right now, but we’ll just giving a mildly snarky breakdown of the latest and greatest in golf gear.

It was only a matter of time before someone decided to make a little cash off the of Tiger Woods’ drama, so I give you Tail of the Tiger golf balls. But these are no ordinary balls. Ordinary would not be up to snuff with the amount of whoring that Tiger did. Created by Canada’s Creative Classics’ company, the golf balls feature the face of each of Tiger’s alleged mistresses from, Tool Academy’s Jamiee Grubbs to porn star Joslyn James. According to one member of the Creative Classics’ clan, Mike Caldwell, about $40,000 worth of balls have been sold, with a whopping $15,000 order from Japan.

And how did genius strike Mike?

“I woke up and I was thinking, ‘It’s coming up on the year of the tiger. I thought, ‘There’s millions of golfers out there stunned by what’s happening with Tiger and here’s a product that will get them all to laugh.’”

And laugh they will, though we’re not too sure how all of Tiger’s lovely mistresses are going to feel about their faces being on balls that get passed and knocked around. Well, come to think of it, it might not be that much of a change for some of them.

Don't Forget To Subscribe