Jersey Shore Wisdom: Nobody is Ugly After 2am!!!

In case you missed the complete and unadulterated awesomeness that was the Jersey Shore premiere last night, allow us to break down what you missed and relay the wisest words to every come out of an overly tanned abode after the jump.

So the big change in season 2: They’re in Miami trick! But it’s the same foul-mouth, gudio-laden ridiculous debauchery that defined season 1. Except that Angelina (the one that doesn’t even vague look like Ms. Jolie) is back and everyone is kind of pissed about that. But the requisite drinking, fighting and hooking up is all on track.

But the seminal moment in the entire hour was the pan to the Nobody Is Ugly After 2 AM sign in their hallway. I never thought that the Jersey Shore could get philosophical, but once again, those folks have surprised the hell out of me.

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