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SUPER BOWL WIFEY SHOWDOWN: COLTS VS. SAINTS!!!

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NFL analysts and statheads are busy crunching numbers and checking injury reports to see who will have the upper hand in Miami on Sunday. But at Complex we know the winner of Super Bowl XLIV between the Indianapolis Colts and New Orleans Saints will come down to something bigger—who has the better wifey game.
That’s right, your favorite player won’t be catching the long balls on Sunday if his wifey isn’t doing it during the week. As we continue our week-long Complex Super Bowl extravaganza to get you ready for the big game, take our poll and decide which team has better wifeys…

Kendra Wilkinson vs. Kim Kardashian
WIFEY OF: Colts wide receiver Hank Baskett and Saints running back Reggie Bush
• Reggie’s going to his first Super Bowl and has Kim’s assets on lock. On the other hand, Hank only caught one ball during the 2009 season, but who cares when he has Kendra at home who’s always willing to catch two.

Ashley Manning vs. Brittany Brees
WIFEY OF: Colts quarterback Peyton Manning and Saints quarterback Drew Brees
• Since marrying Ashley in ‘01, Peyton has been to nine consecutive Pro Bowls and racked up a record-setting four MVP awards. Brees and his wife are known for participating in charitable causes, most notably the rebuilding of New Orleans communities after Hurricane Katrina. If you’re getting enough at home, it’s only right to give back.

Ragan Kenner vs. Rosalyn Gold-Onwude
WIFEY OF: Colts linebacker Gary Brackett and Saints wide receiver Marques Colston
• Brackett’s fiancee played basketball at Brown back in the day while Colston’s girlfriend currently plays ball for Stanford. Damn, two women with brains who know how to handle balls. Can’t ask for much more than that.

Karen Clark vs. Vida Guerra
WIFEY OF: Colts tight end Dallas Clark and Saints tight end Jeremy Shockey
• OK, so Vida and Shockey dated for a few months but are supposedly broken up now. But in the world of sports/entertainment that means he’s still hitting it, just on the low now. Karen and Dallas are married and had their first son last year. Vida’s actions may be trifey but her body is certainly wifey material.

Karen Saturday vs. Jaclyn Fujita
WIFEY OF: Colts center Jeff Saturday and Saints linebacker Scott Fujita
• Scott and Ashley have been married since ‘99, while Jeff and Karen are married with three kids of their own. Jeff snaps balls (Ayyoo!) on Sunday for Peyton, but Monday through Saturday it’s Karen who’s bending over.

Cheryl Caldwell vs. Beth Payton
WIFEY OF: Colts head coach Jim Caldwell and Saints head coach Sean Payton
• We know, middle-aged coaches aren’t going to bag the baddest chicks, but on Gameday they’re the most important minds on the field. If the head game isn’t right during the week, what do you think is going to happen come Sunday?


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