Austalian Footballer Performs Sexual Acts On a Parking Meter and Fined???

Aussie footballer (rugby) Adam Michael Kelly learned this week that performing a sex act on a parking meter costs $150 and be humiliated as the story moves around the world. Not that Kelly should be totally ashamed by his performance during a drunken night back in August. He did have some pretty good game trying to seduce the meter, according to court records.

From the local Australian media who actually were paid a day’s wage to cover Kelly’s court case:

On August 19, police were called to a disturbance at the corner of Shields and Abbott streets, where they found Kelly dry-humping a parking meter and yelling out: “Yeah baby, you know you want it.”

The Cairns & District Rugby League player might have gotten away with the buffonery but then verbally assaulted a woman passing by.

Then, while talking to police, a woman of Asian appearance walked by and in a loud voice Kelly looked at her and said “f—ing gook, f— off home”, said (prosecutor) Long.

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