How To Get Chicks!!

Guy plays the Obama card and sets the tone early on breast size. Talk about a flawless approach.

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Drug Dealer Gets Buried in Gold Coffin!!!

This is quite the send off! Carl Williams, a former Australian kingpin, was recently buried in a $30,000 gold casket. He was beaten to death last week while serving his third year of a life sentence in Barwon Prison after being found guilty for four murders (and suspected for at least six others). But if the gold casket wasn’t baller enough for Carl’s funeral, then maybe the fact that his hearse was followed by a black stretch Hummer will impress you. I’m not condoning what Carl did when he was walking around the mean streets of Australia, but you have to admit that getting tossed in the ground, housed in a tricked out coffin is pretty sweet.

I’m sure his family was at least a little bummed that Carl would take $30,000 of his drug earnings with him to the great beyond. But then again if he had the cash to spend frivolously on a coffin, his family probably isn’t worried about paying the bills.

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Man Stops Thief While Wearing Spiderman Custome!!!

Michael Baulderstone has lived out every seven-year-old boy’s fantasy: fighting crime while dressed up as Spider-man! Michael is the owner of a comic book store in Australia and was dressed up as the well-known superhero for international “free comic book day.” But without warning, an assailant grabbed one of the store’s prized comics (worth about $150). What was Spider-man to do? Find out how this makeshift superhero saved the day after the jump.

I’m still trying to figure out what’s more entertaining: the encounter between Spider-man and the thief, or Spider-man’s description of what happened:

“My Spider-sense was tingling.I didn’t want to scare him off so I followed him around the store and eventually said: ‘Are you right there mate?’”

“I’m a tiny bloke, but I just grabbed his bag and looked in it and there was the book. I had 50 people in the store so I just shouted for someone to guard the front door and it just happened that the Jedi Knights were there and they had their light sabers out so they held the door until the police arrived. My colleague, who was dressed as The Flash, kept running the shop and stayed calm; it really was a team effort.”

“When the police came in they managed to keep a straight face and just hauled him away.”

Ok, is it me, or does this guy REALLY creep you out?

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Afghanistan Goes Gaga!! Watch Soldiers Dancing To "Telephone" by Lady CaCa!!

In what may be the most entertaining music video homage ever shot in a war zone, a group of American soldiers stationed at a military base in southwest Afghanistan star in a lip-synced version of Lady Gaga's hit "Telephone." The video, which yesterday began to spread online, was filmed recently inside what appears to be a garage at the Forward Operating Base in Farah Province. Posted to YouTube a week ago, the 3:45 production--complete with props, signs, and costumes--features an all-male cast from the 82nd Airborne Division.

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Todays Sexyness Goes To Drum roll pleaseee!!!!!!

Caption: Wish we are able to see her face!! Yikes..

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But You're From Houston!

Beyonce left a party in NYC the other night with "Brooklyn" all over her hand. Some are saying that Beyonce's Brooklyn tattoo is the real shit, but it sort of looks like an oversized bar stamp to me.

But I wouldn't doubt if Jay-Z made her get that shit. You know he jizzes at the mouth when he looks down and sees Brooklyn giving him a handjob. Wrap around that dick, Brooklyn. And you know Beyonce screams back at him, "Who's your borough, bitch?!" Freak ass freaks.

And wake me when Solange gets a "BASEMENT" tattoo on her hand.

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WTF!! Woman Gets Shot After Leaving Party For Refusing To Give Man Her Phone Number!!

WASHINGTON - A young college student claims she was shot by a man because she refused to give him her phone number.

The young woman, whose identity has been protected, told police she was leaving a party in southeast Washington early Sunday when a man asked for her number.

“He told my cousin he was going to shoot at us if I didn't give him my number and then he started shooting,” she told authorities.

One of those bullets struck the student as she ran away.

It is still lodged in her ankle. Surgeons will decide how to remove it.

Police are still searching for the suspect.

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Amazing A Man Build A House That Can Transform To 24 Different Rooms!!

As ridiculously populated as Hong Kong is, people were bound to come up with creative ways to utilize their minimal space. But this, by far, has to be the most awesome uses of 344-square-feet ever. Gary Chang, an architect who spent most of his life living in Hong Kong, did not see his tiny abode as a burden. But rather, he saw it as a catalyst to testing how efficient he could make his living space. So he’s created a “domestic transformer.” His house can essentially convert into 24 different rooms, from a kitchen, to a bathroom to pretty much anything his heart desires. What’s even more amazing is that his apartment is completely green. But honestly, who really cares about that…it’s cool as hell! And Gary is definitely proud of his creation:

“The house transforms and I’m always here. I don’t move. The house moves for me.”

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A MUM-OF-FOUR was trapped in her bed for SIX MONTHS by her massive boobs!!

Julia Manihuari's chest grew to a gigantic N cup after the birth of her third son seven years ago - leaving her unable to move.

The 29-year-old said: "It was awful. If I tried to get up I would faint because my breasts were so heavy."

The pint-sized farmer's wife, who lives in northern Peru, was finally helped when local media paid for her to take a three-day boat trip to the nearest town for medical help.

Doctors diagnosed an extreme form of Bilateral Gynecomastia - an illness where the mammary gland keeps growing.

They had to cut TWO AND HALF STONE of flesh from Julia's boobs fearing they could squash her lungs and kill her.

Julia emerged a 34B cup after the six-hour op.

The 5ft patient said: "Before the operation I couldn't do anything, I just had to live with it, it got so bad that my breasts were touching my legs.

"I have always had a small build, and the stress on the rest of my body was agony."

She added: "My breasts were growing by the day. I couldn't move because my boobs and belly were the same size. My breasts became so huge my skin had sores and I had trouble breathing."

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Password Undies Prevent Unwanted Entry Are Here!!

Password Panties are underwear that have a little password screen on the front of them. They were being sold on Etsy, but I'm pretty sure you could get creative with Photoshop and some iron-ons and make your own. Now I hate to brag about my skills in the realm of password hacking, but I am a pretty l337 hax0r. Which means I'll be in those panties in no time. And I don't mean wearing them, although I will sometimes. User Name: Geekologie Writer. Domain Name: Pretty woman at the bar. Password: Let me buy you drinks until you're wasted. Access Denied?! But I bought your drinks all night! What do you mean it takes more than just free drinks -- you prude. Thanks a lot, now i'm broke. I guess it'll be another computer pr0n night. :(

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