Sarah Palin, Obama Condoms aren't protected under the First Amendement!!!

Well, that’s sort of an unpatriotic bummer. Find out why these rubbers aren’t protected under the Constitution after the jump.

Manhattan Criminal Court judge Michael Gerstein has ruled that the Palin and Obama condoms that two street vendors in New York were selling for the company Practice Safe Policy are not protected under the Constitution. Judge Mike said:

“The fact that the clever marketing of these products is tied to current events does not, by itself, entitle them to full constitutional protection.”

“[Practice Safe Policy] is also now advertising Oil Spill Condoms, ‘Drill Without the Spill.’ Such activity seems more clearly focused on marketing a brand rather than engaging in fully protected speech.”

What a shame. These were actually some of the more creative latex friends on the market. The Palin version featured the tagline “When Abortion is Not an Option,” while the Obama version boasted an “Ultimate Stimulus Package” message. Guess we’ll just have to order these babies online if we want to tap that ass with some political correctness.

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