Drug offender forced to write a report on Weed!!!

I’m pretty sure Matthew Palazzolo wasn’t expecting on having to bang out an essay on Mary Jane after selling some pot to a police informant. But District Judge Dave Gamble has quite the sense of humor apparently.

Matthew, who works at a Sacramento law firm was picked up after selling a police informant a quarter-pound of pot for $1,060. He originally got a license to grow pot after complaining about a sore, prompting him to be issued a medical marijuana card. When he was brought before Judge Dave, he was given 90 days to write a report on how marijuana caused him to use more powerful narcotics.

Damn, I’m sure if Matthew would have known that he’d have to spend his free time banging out a pot essay, he may have been at least a little more careful about who he shared his stash with. But hey, that’s a pretty damn reasonable sentence than spending your days next to Bubba and Big Eddie in cellblock such and such.

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