School Bans Dictionary Over Oral Sex Description!!!

Apparently Merriam-Webster’s 10th edition dictionary is a little too racy for the kids because the Menifee Union School District has decided to ban the book because of its graphic “oral sex” description. The decision came after a parent complained that their child had accidentally flipped to the “oral sex” entry. Now, my question here, was it really an accident or was the kid just a wee bit curious? Could go either way.

But regardless of why the elementary schooler decided to land on fellatio, the school district has now removed the dictionary from all of the district’s classrooms and is reviewing the book for other questionable definitions to decided if it should be banned permanently. The district spokesperson said that the dictionary is just not age appropriate. Some people think that’s a little crazy, including one parent who said:

“Censorship in the schools, really? Pretty soon the only dictionary in the school library will be the Bert and Ernie dictionary. If the kids are exposed to it, it’s up to the parents to explain it to them at their level.”

While I get that blow jobs might not be an appropriate classroom discussion point, are we really going to ban the dictionary? THE DICTIONARY? Seriously, education, do better!

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