The Hills Salaries; Unbelievable For Reality Stars!!!

Time for the annual rundown of who makes what on The Hills. You might want to be sitting down for this. Numbers courtesy of The Daily Beast:

Audrina Patridge: $100k/episode
Lo Bosworth: $100k/episode
Heidi Montag: $100k/episode
Kristin Cavallari: $90k/episode
Spencer Pratt: $65k/episode
Brody Jenner: $45k/episode

Season 5 of The Hills (broken down into two parts) is 20 episodes. Audrina Patridge, master of the blank stare and phrase "um," is making $2 million this year. I will now roll my college degree up and beat myself to death with it. I think that's really the only proper response here.

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