INSULTS : Need to insult someone in a smart way? Here's a few good ones.

He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot.

He does the work of three men: Moe, Larry, and Curly.

He doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.

He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

He's the first in his family born without a tail.

He Has the IQ of lint.

She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country

It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.

Sit down and give your mind a rest.