You Can Have The Wedding Of Your Dreams For Just $400 At McDonalds!!!

Feeling like a quickie Vegas wedding just isn’t your style and doesn’t cater to your high-falutin tastes? Well leave it to McDonalds to swoop in with the perfect solution to your wedding quandary. Find out more about the Golden Arches’ $400 wedding package after the jump.

After receiving several calls a month inquiring about weddings at its restaurants, McDonalds has decided to offer up a way for couples to get married at their favorite fast food joint. The $400ish package includes the ceremony, reception, cake and catering for up to 100 of your closest friends and family. While only being offered in Hong Kong, the package would definitely need to undergo some changes before it heads stateside. The number one change that would need to be made: allowing booze at the reception. Local laws forbid alcohol from being served at family-oriented restaurants, but considering that most people only head to weddings for the open bar (or at least I do), McDonalds might have to try and work a little something, something out.

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Whiskey Bottles Sold For $160,100 a Piece!!!

We love booze. We love drinking. But I’m not sure we love it that much. Find out more about Dalmore 64 Trinitas’ $100k-plus whiskey bottles after the jump.

The two bottles of 64-year-old whiskey went to American collector Mahesh Patel and another buyer in the U.K. Mahesh was pleased with his purchase:

“Whisky is my passion. I love it. I have over 1,000 bottles in my collection, and the Dalmore Trinitas is now the jewel in the crown.”

Hell yeah it’s the crown jewel. The distillery estimates that if they whiskey were sold by the glass, it would cost about $32,000 a glass. Happy drinking Mahesh.

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VIDEO: This is what a man surfing a train in NYC looks like!!!

I like to think I know a little about dangerous stunts, but it seems to take a special brand of idiot to surf a subway train. Now, we can virtually experience what it’s like to be that special brand of idiot.

Surprisingly tamer than you thought, right? This 537 fellow must be awfully talented. You don’t get to be an unknown rapper AND free-runner without a wide variety of skills. Or, more accurately, two skills. Same difference.

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Sexting Teenage Girl Lands Man Naked, Tied Up And Stun Gunned!!!

In case Brett Favre‘s sexting flubs hadn’t told you everything you need to know about why sending naked pictures of yourself is a bad idea, maybe Justin Moore‘s harrowing ordeal will help clarify things. Find out how he ended up tied to a chair naked after the jump.

William Atwood Sr. was far from pleased when he learned that Justin had sent his 17-year-old daughter pictures of his member. Much to his creative credit, William managed to lure Justin to their home and that’s when the real fun started. William, armed with a shotgun and a handgun, told Justin to strip down to his skivvies before tying him to a chair and repeatedly shocking him with a stun gun, all the while threatening to bury him on the Pechanga Indian Reservation. After about an hour, William handed over Justin to the police, saying that the 24-year-old had trespassed onto his property. Needless to say when police found out what really went down, they weren’t exactly rushing to William’s defense.

The doting father is now heading to trial for his actions. So fellas make sure she’s overage (or at least doesn’t have a psychotic father) before showing off your pecker.

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Terrell Owens Is Paying Big Bucks For Someone To Find Him A Girlfriend… With Cakes Like A Kardashian?

After two seasons of watching Terrell Owens reveal his doggish ways on television, we hear the #2 biggest attention whore in the NFL (yes OchoCinco is #1) has resorted to paying a price for pu$$y. But it’s not what you think.

Guess Kita and Mo’ weren’t getting the job done fast enough, because Terrell has reportedly taken up with a high-priced matchmaking service:

Terrell Owens has tapped a matchmaking service to help him find love. Outspoken Owens, who’s been linked to model Jessica White, has hired Kelleher International to help find a main squeeze who looks like bodacious Kim Kardashian — “who I happen to think is gorgeous,” he said. Kelleher, run by mother and daughter team Jill and Amber Kelleher, has 18 international offices and charges clients anywhere from $15,000 to $150,000.

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Adventures In Tasing: Naked Man Gets Tased Florida Po-Po (VIDEO)!!!

The simple nature of every police officer’s favorite weapon lends itself to countless tales of hilariousness. Find out what happens when you cross a naked jogger and Florida police officers armed with Tasers after the jump.

Zak Anthony King sure knows how to make an impression. Out for a nice naked jog, Zak drew the attention of a few police offcers cruising around in their squad car. When the police asked Zak to stop he, of course, didn’t. That’s when the po po broke out the big guns. They tased the poor little fella.

Lucky for Zak, the police have footage of his taser-ing so he can relive his big moment over and over again. Check out the encounter below.

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Report: Beyonce Is Pregnant!!!

Here we go again. Another round of rumors claiming Beyonce is pregnant with her first child are circulating online. Us Weekly's source claims the pregnancy came as a total surprise to B and her husband, rapper-mogul Jay-Z.

"B was shocked. She loves kids, but she wasn't ready to be a mother just yet ... She really wanted to get her album done and tour the world again," the source said.

Even record executive Kevin Liles, who has known Jay-Z for years, is speaking out about the couple. "Jay has been all about family since I met him, and he's always going to be," he said. "I wish them the best."

But is it true? In March, "rock solid sources" claimed B was expecting. But alas, Beyonce's publicist shot down the "untrue" rumor.

The couple, who married in 2008 following a six-year courtship, have been plagued by pregnancy rumors for, well, as long as we can remember. We're pretty sure it was reported that Beyonce was pregnant on the set of the video for their 2003 duet ''03 Bonnie & Clyde.' That's a LONG pregnancy. The last seven or so years, which have been packed with albums and tours and elaborate videos, must have been very uncomfortable for the diva, who is said to be hard at work on her next record with a host of big-name producers.

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Native American Farmers Win $680M in Discrimination Suit!!!

The Obama administration has agreed to pay $680 million to Native American farmers who claimed the government denied them the same low-interest rate loans given to white farmers between 1981 and 2007.

The farmers filed a class-action lawsuit against the U.S. Department of Agriculture 11 years ago. Under a settlement announced Tuesday, eligible farmers and ranchers can get up to $250,000 each if they can prove the USDA caused them economic losses, Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack told The Wall Street Journal. But most farmers will likely opt for a $50,000 payment that requires less paperwork.

The lawsuit, Keepseagle v. Vilsack, was named for a North Dakota farmer Marilyn Keepseagle, who said the settlement would "help thousands of Native Americans who are still farming and ranching."

"But more important, through this settlement we will leave to our children and grandchildren a farm loan system far more responsive to our community than the system we inherited from our parents," she told The Oklahoman newspaper.

The American Indians' lawsuit has long been overshadowed by similar complaints from black farmers. The Obama administration reached a $1.25 billion settlement with those black farmers last February, but Congress has yet to allocate the money.

The USDA has been subject to several discrimination lawsuits in recent years over allegations of racism in its farm loan programs. The issue flashed into the national spotlight over the summer, when USDA employee Shirley Sherrod was forced to resign after an edited video clip suggested she didn't fully help a white farmer in 1986 because of his race. Sherrod is black.

The Native Americans' settlement includes an additional $80 million of debt forgiveness and $20 million in administrative fees, Bloomberg said. It still has to be approved by a federal district court, and a hearing is set for Oct. 29.

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Chase Iphone App Allows Deposits!!!!!

If you need any further proof how far we have come in technology look no further to the recent
update for the Chase Mobile App. No longer is it necessary to wait in those long bank lines dealing with less than enthusiastic tellers. We now have the capability to deposit our checks straight from our mobile handset.
Iphone users and Chase customers can deposit their check in less than a minute without ever leaving the house. Using the camera feature, all you need to do is snap a picture of the front and back of the check and you’re done. Best of all, this entire feature is absolutely free! Electronic deposits from remote devices have actually been around since 2005 but Chase is the first mainstream bank to offer this service to their customers.

Welcome to the 21st century ladies and gentlemen. If you were split between Team Iphone and Team Blackberry looks like Team Iphone won this battle.


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Four Loko is equivalent to Liquid Cocaine?

The break out energy/alcohol beverage of the summer is hands down Four Loko. The product was introduced in 2005 but only became popular this year.

You can purchase this beverage at your local store for only $3.00 and drinking one Loko can make you feel like you consumed three beers. Available in eight flavors; grape, fruit punch, orange, watermelon, blue raspberry, lemonade, cranberry and cranberry lemonade. While many people are enjoying this cheap energy/alcoholic beverage others are outraged by it. Four Loko can contain up to 12 percent alcohol volume which is three times the amount found in beer. Many are also upset about the marketing of the product. When you look at the packaging it can easily be mistaken for a soft drink and can sometimes be found in the soda section. The makers of Four Loko have been under investigation since late 2009 for the safety and legality of their beverages.

The company might soon be forced to discontinue the product until they can prove that the addition of caffeine to their beverage is in fact safe.

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