Man's defense: he accidently fell and killed roommate!!

Neils C. Larsen III is on trial in Largo for killing his roommate, Barbara Hebert.

His defense: he pushed her to the floor, then accidentally fell on her, after she hit him with her cane during an argument in the Dunedin home they shared, reports the St. Petersburg Times.

But prosecutors say Hebert's injuries — 13 fractured ribs and a fractured sternum — aren't consistent with Larsen's version of events.

I feel sorry for Barbara Hebert's death, but she was not a good person at all," Hebert, 57, told the jury.

A deputy moves Neils Larsen to the witness stand Wednesday. Larsen said he didn’t report his roommate’s death because he “was scared to death.”

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Woman tries to kick deputy in crotch with 4-inch heels

Alicia Marie Blocker, 21, of Laurel Hill, was arrested on April Fools' Day after she screamed at a deputy and tried to kick him in the crotch with 4-inch pointed heels. She also spit at him, according to her Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report, reports the Northwest Florida Daily News.

Blocker was at a Helen Back bar on Okaloosa Island and had been asked to leave when an Okaloosa County sheriff's deputy arrived. She was "heavily intoxicated," according to the police report.

The deputy finally got Blocker into the back of his patrol car, where she vomited — which also landed on his computer printer, damaging it.

At the annex, she spit at him and bit his right pinkie, penetrating his latex gloves. She refused to let go and the deputy punched her head with a closed fist 10 times as he tried to fight his way out of the car and to safety, the report said.

Blocker was charged with assault, assault on an officer, battery on an officer, criminal mischief, felony resisting an officer with violence and disorderly conduct.

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Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict Lost her balance, gained teh epic h0rniness!!

A woman from Manchester is blaming an accident on her Wii Fit board for giving her a raging appetite for sex.

In news which is sure to send Nintendo Wii sales through the roof, Amanda Flowers (the woman in question) slipped on her Wii Fit board, only to damage a nerve.

This lead to an increase in her libido which, according to the Daily Star, means Amanda now needs "ten sex sessions" a day to be, er, satisfied.

"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," says Flowers about, well, you can guess what it's about.

The reason she is so sex-obsessed – the Daily Star have gone as far as to call her 'randy' – is because of something called 'persistent sexual arousal syndrome'.

Flowers is so out of control that she has to remedy her problem with deep breaths, noting: "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me."

Whoever has the gamer tag of 'superstud' is going to be a very happy man.

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Smh: Drunken Teen Found Passed Out in Stolen Police Car!!

An Oregon State Police trooper arrested an 18-year old Silverton-area teenager Saturday night found passed out in what was later determined-to-be a stolen Marion County Sheriff's Office patrol car north of Mt. Angel.

According to reports, OSP Trooper Jason Perrizo was patrolling Saturday at approximately 11:00 p.m. in the Mt. Angel area when he was told by a Mt. Angel police officer that they had a report of a recklessly driven white Ford Mustang on Highway 214.

About twenty minutes later, Trooper Perrizo was driving north on Highway 214 near Bonney Road when he spotted a parked white marked Marion County Sheriff's Office Traffic Team Ford Mustang. Thinking he was going to contact a deputy in the patrol car, he drove along side it and saw a lone male passed out in the driver's seat.

Subsequent investigation determined the person inside, 18-year old Nikita N. Efimov Jr. of Silverton, had stolen the patrol car from an off-duty deputy's Silverton-area residence. Efimov was arrested and lodged in the Marion County Jail on the following charges:

* Driving Under the Influence of Intoxicants
* Unauthorized Use of a Motor Vehicle
* Reckless Driving
* Recklessly Endangering Another Person

Marion County Sheriff's Office retrieved their vehicle from the arrest scene.

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Burger King Sued Over Whopper With Spit!!

A US police officer is suing Burger King over a Whopper he says a worker spat in.

Sheriff's Deputy Edward Bylsma said he had an "uneasy feeling" about two employees after he stopped for a meal at a branch of the fast-food chain in Washington state.

When he went to check his burger, he says he found a big gob of spit.

DNA testing matched the saliva to one of the workers, who was later arrested.

Former employee Gary Herb, 22, received a three-month jail sentence after pleading guilty to third-degree assault.

Deputy Bylsma is suing the fast-food giant for $75, because he says it was negligent in its selection, training and supervision of employees.

In a statement Burger King said it had "zero tolerance" for the actions taken by the former employee.

Herb has since been fired.

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A 64-year-old man dies while waiting to buy tickets for the soccer World Cup in South Africa!!

Johannesburg, South Africa (CNN) -- A South African pensioner has died while waiting in a queue to buy tickets for the soccer World Cup, with people lining up for 20 hours in some cases and system problems causing further delays.

Cape Town police spokesperson Ezra October confirmed to CNN that 64-year-old Ralph van Heerden collapsed and died while waiting to purchase 11 World Cup tickets on Thursday morning.

He was certified dead by paramedics when they arrived on the scene at around 7:15 a.m. local time (0515 GMT). It is believed that he had a heart problem. According to police, paramedics tried to resuscitate him but failed.

The man had waiting in line for five hours and was number 565 in the queue.

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Amazing:Woman, 70, vs. carjacker; woman wins

Eliud Haliday's last anniversary gift from her late husband was a champagne-colored van.

And the 70-year-old Daytona Beach woman wasn't about to let a carjacker steal it.

Haliday arrived at a Daytona Beach Walmart shortly after 1 p.m. to pick up her son, Allan, who is temporarily disabled because of a motorcycle accident, reports the Daytona Beach News Journal.

"She had just put a couple of bags of groceries in the van when it takes off racing down the parking lot and I called 911," Allan said.

Eliud Haliday jumped into the van and put her assailant in a chokehold. A Brazilian native, she studied martial arts — judo, jujitsu and capoeira — in her youth.

"He kept telling me that he was going to kill me, and that he had a gun in his pants," Haliday said from her hospital bed, hair styled and nails manicured. "I told him, 'You can't reach it. Your pants are at your ankles.' "

"I think he was trying to get me to fall out of the sliding door," Haliday said. "He swerved one time and the door slammed shut and then he was mine."

His accomplices, four of them, followed in another van.

The carjacker finally gave up — he leaped out of the van and was picked up by his accomplices.

"I hope he's at least 21 so he had a chance to enjoy his life some, before he goes to jail," Haliday said. "You just can't do this kind of thing to people. Not on my watch, anyway."

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Behold, the birth of a frivolous lawsuit.!!

Seems like nowadays anybody can utter evidences and file a lawsuit..

Weather is the government or ordinary person. This pic above goes to show how ridiculous the suing game has became, even a wrong finger pointed at the wrong person may result in a lawsuit.

I can say , not the recession that has change people but is greed and envy. I bet he has doctors that will create report saying he suffered from chronic headache after the paper attack, not to forget almost lead to lost of vision. lmao... is amazing to see how far greed will lead a person.

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Damn Shame: 8 Year Old Third Grader Caught With 60 Bags Of Heroin After Teachers See Him Passing Them Out Like Candy!!

"Oh my Lord Jesus, there but by the grace of God these kids are all right," said Davis of Wilkinsburg, PA, whose two granddaughters attend Turner Elementary School. "It's very scary to hear that this happened in a school full of small children."

Wilkinsburg police said teachers became suspicious Tuesday afternoon when they saw an 8-year-old boy repeatedly "rummaging" through his pockets. They confronted him and found 60 single-dose bags, known as stamp bags, in his pockets, police Chief Ophelia "Cookie" Coleman said.

A full stamp bag sells for about $10 on the street, she said. Who is really responsible for this mess, mother?! father?! Continue reading..

The bags each contained residue that police, using a field test kit, determined was heroin, Coleman said. Teachers found 18 empty stamp bags in a trash can. The bags, stamped with the words "Trust Me," were sent to the Allegheny County Crime Lab for analysis and confirmation of the heroin finding, Coleman said.

"This is not a reflection on Turner Elementary School; this speaks to the environment this child was living in," Coleman said.

Coleman said school officials and police met with the boy and his mother and learned he is not supposed to be attending the school because he lives in Pittsburgh. Authorities did not identify the family.

Investigators have a "pretty good idea" where the drugs came from but made no arrests as of Wednesday evening, Coleman said. Wilkinsburg police contacted the District Attorney's Office to discuss possible charges, but Coleman declined to elaborate.

She said the boy indicated "he was emulating what he had seen on the streets -- selling drugs."

The boy gave the stamp bags to other children. Superintendent Archie D. Perrin Jr. said school officials talked to each of the children who came in contact with the heroin and warned their parents to be alert for behavior changes. He said he received no reports of children becoming sick.

Janitors searched the school for signs of drugs but found none, Perrin said. The school plans to meet with parents soon to discuss the incident, and officials sent a letter home with students explaining some of what happened.

"As a precaution, the district is advising all parents to talk to their children about any interaction they might have had with the student and, possibly, the substance, and take appropriate action," the letter said.

The county Department of Children, Youth and Families is involved, and Perrin said the student had not returned to school.

Jan Gooden, 53, has a foster child who attends fourth grade at Turner. She said she was saddened to hear about the heroin incident.

"I think it's the parents' fault," Gooden said. "A child that age can't buy drugs. It had to come from home, and that is a shame.

Source: Pittsburgh Tribune Review

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Woman Carjacked While Trying To Save Man's Life!!!

One California woman has seen first hand the new low in human nature. Adrianne Braxton, nursing assistant, ran out of her car to the aide of a man who had been involved in a fatal car accident. While trying to save the man’s life, someone else felt it necessary to steal Braxton’s car. 28 year old Desiree Guzman watched Braxton leave her vehicle unlocked and unattended and jumped in the driver’s seat to take off.

Braxton attempted to pull her out of the car and suffered three broken ribs when her own car ran her over. Guzman hit a parked car upon leaving the parking lot and is currently in jail with a $100,000 bail.

Seriously people…?

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