LMFAO!!!!!!!Weekly "Ghanaian Terminology".

Agya Kusi: Jacuzzi.

Alarmblow: A destitute/Poor unemployed man

Alomo: Girlfriend/Sweetheart.

Alorsman: Smart guy; crook

Akpeteshie: Locally brewed achohol; made from palm wine; aka: Apio, Ogogro, hot,

Anti-so: Anti Social person

Antipei: Put on a dress/trousers without underwear

Apalahala: Midget

lets Share the humor....if you got some funny jokes or more ghana terminology holla ..
P.S Pleaseeee {ibeg} no cornnyness or offensive materials thankz

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A new breakthrough secret is all you now need in order to get your Google AdWords pay-per-clicks FREE!


A gentleman from New York discovered what he calls an “oversight” on the part of 99.9% of all marketers that allows him to get otherwise paid-for advertising at Google as well as all other search engines that allow sponsored ads.


And no, nothing about his “secret” is illegal – nor does it require that you know someone on the “inside” at Google, Yahoo, MSN, Overture and others.


Instead, the New Yorker boasts proudly “…this is something that I caught onto just before 2000 when there was so much search engine craze running around, and started doing small just to test things at first … but which I later expanded on after getting the hang of it.”


This same fellow went on to start and operate sixteen separate online companies selling everything from pet food, DVDs, children’s toys & games, books, software, and sold not only his own manufactured products but became an affiliate for other web businesses – all the while applying his mastermind secret.


Over the course of nearly eight years the New Englander confesses “I’ve actually gotten over $87 million in advertising that using my secret I never had to pay for … and the largest share of which was more recently in Google pay-per-clicks as well as other forms of pad advertising at search engines … all of which I got for free …”


So powerful is his secret that he’s able to monopolize any niche online, and can always secure the top premium spots just above the usual organic results featured at most search engines.


He still has to set up an account with the search engines – but after applying his secret he is removed from having to pay for all the costs otherwise involved.

Again, nothing about his secret is either illegal or robs from the search engines.


One spokesperson from one of the most popular search engines said chuckling after being made privy to this amazing secret “Wow! Ha! This is really unique … and in my expert opinion it would only serve to enhance and bring more business to us at [name of search engine withheld for legal & confidentiality reasons] and not cause us to lose business in the slightest. Amazing!”


The northerner revealed that in this nearly eight years’ period of time since applying his secret he’s done well over $300 million in sales revenue with a most diverse line of products, and most recently in the last two years netted nearly $166 million after really “buckling down and pressing my secret to its fullest potential.”


Now to everyone else’s fortune, the city slicker is releasing his secret for getting an unlimited amount of pay-per-click ads to the general public. But he’s not promising any of us for how long.


A bit of an eccentric, the gentleman says “We’ll see just how long I can make it available before it saturates things.”


One famous public web guru pointed out that although this man may gain economically more so as a result of the publication of his secret “he’s already so amazingly rich that whether he continues or discontinues its sale will neither make nor break the man, but not grabbing it for yourself while it’s still available could prove disastrous for you as you may only have one chance, and a very limited one at that, to get this.”


It is currently available at:


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…so you may want to head on over there now and get it.


It’s in a very easily readable format and is quickly and readily understood and mastered by anyone with even a 4th grade reading level.


While you’re there, why not scroll down and review for yourself the huge successes others are now having with this incredible breakthrough in targeted advertising now made freely available to the rest of us?


To your success,


-LPT

And The HIGHEST Teen birthrate Award Goes to "*Burning"* Mississippi

"Mississippi now has the nation's highest teen birth rate, displacing Texas and New Mexico for that lamentable title, a new federal report says. Mississippi's rate was more than 60 percent higher than the national average in 2006, according to new state statistics released Wednesday by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The teen birth rate for that year in Texas and New Mexico was more than 50 percent higher."

About 435,000 of the nation's 4.3 million births in 2006 were to mothers ages 15 through 19. That was about 21,000 more teen births than in 2005. this so sad when a child is carrying another child...Mississippi lets go, that gotta be one of states that dont know the use of condoms. Or the girls are burning through em????????????? Imaging the different S>T>D's in the air, sorry am not tryin to play Mississippi but DAMN!!!!. LOL

AMAZING!!! Newage Youth with a Vision.

According to a 2005 study by the Corporation for National and Community Service, an estimated 15.5 million U.S. teens—55 percent—participate in volunteer activities. The teen volunteering rate is nearly twice the adult rate of 29 percent. Youth volunteer more than 1.3 billion hours of community service each year.

Even though we suppose to be in a recession..Is not stop us TEEN from buy our 250 dollars pair of shoes, expensive jackets which don't even cover as well n still end up catching cold. And the ladies cut down on the waves and lets try n DONATE from our hearts to the less fortune.

WOW!!!! I know a a Lil Girl that can KICK ur Butt!!

14-year-old Zoe Smith has been dubbed the "strongest girl in Britain" after the 5'2, 126 pound girl lifted almost two thirds more than her body weight.

After lifting 210 lbs and taking home the gold at the Commonwealth Youth Games in Pune, India, Smith has been voted "Athlete of the Year" in her sport by the British Olympic Association, an award usually reserved for Olympians. Smith used to be a gymnast, but started weightlifting at the age of 12 when she was asked to make up the numbers for the weightlifting team for the London Youth Games. Since turning 13, she has set 98 British records and plans to compete in the 2012 Olympics in London, her home city.

while most girls sit home a get depress bout their weight..Others uses their weight as an advantage to Wow the world. this is a challenge for all over weight girls to get involve and make changes...N stop ordering SUPPER SIZE FOOD with diet soda.

DUMB and DUMBEst..Teen Torches Maryland Boy's Hair.

Two Maryland teenagers are facing charges after allegedly setting a boy's hair on fire and recording the attack.The victim was sleeping early Sunday at a home in Eden when he was attacked. Forrest Wilson, 17, of Allen, poured lighter fluid on the teen's hair and set it on fire, police said. A 14-year-old is accused of recording the attack on a cell phone camera.

Teens Getting high on HIV drugs in South Africa

Anti-retroviral drugs used to treat HIV/Aids are being bought and smoked by teenagers in South Africa to get high. Schoolchildren have been spotted smoking the drugs, which are ground into powder and sometimes mixed with painkillers or marijuana. Aids patients themselves have been found smoking the drugs instead of taking them as prescribed. Anti-retrovirals are used to boost the immune system of people with HIV and to suppress the virus in the blood.

A KRAZY teens stabs her boyfriend After Refusing SEX

Louisiana man gets fat lip for refusing to have sex with girlfriend

DECEMBER 10--Meet Brittany Phillips. Early Saturday morning, the 19-year-old Louisiana woman wanted some sex from her boyfriend. But Todd Stewart, 35, was apparently not in the mood. In fact, he tried to push Phillips off of him in the bedroom of the pair's West Monroe home. That much the couple can agree upon, according to Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office reports. Phillips claims Stewart became violent after rebuffing her advances. Stewart told an investigator that he left the bedroom to sleep on a living room couch, but that Phillips "would not leave him alone." At some point, he added, things got physical and he was stabbed in the lower lip with "a long metal object which appeared to be a knife." For her part, the frisky Phillips acknowledged to Deputy Shane Smith that she struck Stewart, but said it was done "to protect herself." Phillips, pictured in the below mug shot, was charged with aggravated battery, while a bloody Stewart, was charged with simple battery. Phillips was also booked on a pair of outstanding warrants, for simple battery and damage to property.

Is the world coming to an end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When did young LADIES started to kill for SEX....I thought man were the Sexual Predators???????????????? Confused.

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